The novelty instruments

The same instrument, pointed at something less serious. No account, no result to pay for — just a reading.

• How Annoying Are You?An unscientific measure of your everyday, low-grade insufferability.Annoyance Index
• How Chaotic Are You?An unscientific reading of your personal entropy.Chaos Coefficient
• How Dramatic Are You?An unscientific measurement of your flair for the unnecessary.Theatricality Index
• How Online Are You?An unscientific measurement of your remaining ties to the physical world.Onlineness Index