The novelty instruments

The same instrument, pointed at something less serious. No account, no result to pay for — just a reading.

• 😒How Annoying Are You?A calibrated measure of your everyday, low-grade insufferability.Annoyance Index
• 🌪️How Chaotic Are You?A calibrated reading of your personal entropy.Chaos Coefficient
• 🎭How Dramatic Are You?A calibrated measurement of your flair for the unnecessary.Theatricality Index
• 📱How Online Are You?A calibrated measurement of your remaining ties to the physical world.Onlineness Index